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Old 06-20-2005, 02:54 PM   #1
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Mad cow and Martha Stewart

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her
calves to their stalls---but they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
all a cow.


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George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart:



"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden, too, but they
take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the
yard, and haul her off to jail!"
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Hey Cappie,

At least we now know that the 11 million aliens didn't come thru Canada. #-o 8-[

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Good one Cappy.
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:32 PM   #4
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Hey Cappie,

At least we now know that the 11 million aliens didn't come thru Canada. #-o 8-[

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No, just the ones who flew the planes into the buildings! (sorry, that was pretty low of me, but I've got a bone to pick with the Canadian Immigration Service ......... long story)
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:13 PM   #5
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Hey Cappie,

At least we now know that the 11 million aliens didn't come thru Canada. #-o 8-[

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No, just the ones who flew the planes into the buildings! (sorry, that was pretty low of me, but I've got a bone to pick with the Canadian Immigration Service ......... long story)
Obviously another country woody needed a lawyer in!
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Woody,

You and 30 million Canadians have the same beef

We don't like it anymore than you do!! :-X



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