Just wondering...

[Captain Morgan]

Why do banks charge a fee on insufficcient funds when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

How come we never hear father in law jokes?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

[Woodman1]

Didja ever wonder who the first guy was to look at an egg and say" Hmmmmmm, I think I'll eat that white thing that just dropped outta that chickens ass."

Or, "Hmmmm, I think I'll drink whatever comes outta those dangly things under that cow."

 

[Kloset BBQR]

How did Mrs. Kent make all those Superman outfits out of a baby blanket
that couldn't be cut?

Where does Superman get his hair cut?

How does Superman get his hair cut?

Why do the bad guys after emptying 6 rounds into Superman's chest, throw the gun at him?

Why does Superman duck when the gun is thrown at him but stands there and smiles as the bullets bounce off his chest?

 

[Nick Prochilo]

Now I'll be up all night trying to think of the answer to these questions!

 

[YardBurner]

Who ate the first oyster.

Looks like a loogie!
Jiggles like a loogie!

Yeah, I'll eat that! [-o<

 

[Greg Rempe]

What's an elevator...up or down? #-o =P~

Is it faster to New York or by train??? #-o

 

[ScottyDaQ]

I'm getting some wicked Gallagher flashbacks !!!!

 

[Rev.Jr.]

Greg- I'm going nuts trying to remember where that line is from....
and since we're at it...why do you DRIVE on a PARKWAY & PARK on a DRIVEWAY?

 

[Nick Prochilo]

How does a thermos know to keep something hot or cold?

 

[Captain Morgan]

The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind.
The answer is blowing in the wind.

 

[Kloset BBQR]

Who ate the first oyster.

Looks like a loogie!
Jiggles like a loogie!

Yeah, I'll eat that! [-o<

Gotta be the French Yard Burner!

Allez Cuisine! 8-[ :evillaugh:

 

[Captain Morgan]

lol Fire!

 

[Woodman1]

What's an elevator...up or down? #-o =P~

Is it faster to New York or by train??? #-o

You better edit that again boy cause it still don't make no sense!

 

[Greg Rempe]

What's an elevator...up or down? #-o =P~

Is it faster to New York or by train??? #-o

You better edit that again boy cause it still don't make no sense!

THAT'S THE JOKE WOODCOMIC! :grin:

 

[Finney]

[quote="Greg Rempe":34ugybro]What's an elevator...up or down? #-o =P~

Is it faster to New York or by train??? #-o

You better edit that again boy cause it still don't make no sense!

THAT'S THE JOKE WOODCOMIC! :grin:[/quote:34ugybro]
Put down the Booker's RempHammered.

 

[Woodman1]

[quote="Greg Rempe":y0g3qxcn]What's an elevator...up or down? #-o =P~

Is it faster to New York or by train??? #-o

You better edit that again boy cause it still don't make no sense!

THAT'S THE JOKE WOODCOMIC! :grin:[/quote:y0g3qxcn]

[-X [-X Ha Ha , no that's the joke!

 

[Uncle Al]

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way ?????

 

[ScottyDaQ]

[quote="Greg Rempe":2jww849i]What's an elevator...up or down? #-o =P~

Is it faster to New York or by train??? #-o

You better edit that again boy cause it still don't make no sense!

THAT'S THE JOKE WOODCOMIC! :grin:

[-X [-X Ha Ha , no that's the joke![/quote:2jww849i]

I still don't get it. :grin: :grin: [-X

 

[Finney]

Give up Scotty... They are on a whole different playing field. #-o