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Old 03-02-2005, 12:01 PM   #11
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Two salesmen in a hardware store, a young salesman and an old salesman. The young guys been there about two weeks and hasn't sold a thing, while the old guy, he always sells stuff.

The young salesman says, "I've been here almost two weeks and haven't sold a damn thing, you always sell stuff, how do you do it?"

The old guys says, well when people come into a hardware store they usually have a pretty good idea what they need, you have to sell'em that and suggest something that goes along with it, here you watch how I do it.

Customer walks in and says, I'll have a box of grass seed. The old guy puts it down and says, How 'bout a lawnmower to go with that? Customer says no, I don't even know if that seeds gonna grow. Old guy persists and says, look that's the best grass seed we sell, I guarantee you it's gonna grow and beside that the lawnmowers are on sale this week and they'll never be any cheaper, buy a mower and if the seed don't grow, bring the mower back and I'll give you your money back. The customer thinks and says, yeah alright, I'll take a lawnmower.

The young salesman says that is fantastic I have to try that. Soon a young lady walks into the store and up to the counter and asks for a box of Tampons, the young salesman proudly puts them on the counter and says, How about a lawn mower to go with those? The young lady says, What do I need a lawnmower for? He says, Well, you can't F**K, you might as well cut the grass.
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