wittdog
Master Chef
I recieved this email from my FIL
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1000.With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta airlines stock you would have
$49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines you would have nothing
left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1000.With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta airlines stock you would have
$49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines you would have nothing
left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.