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Old 05-24-2005, 03:40 AM   #1
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I Broke The Big Rule

Well here it is 3:00 am and I had a hankering for some fries and onion
rings. With the turkey fryer hooked up and at my immediate disposal I
thought "Why not" Well the onion rings were perfect. The fries didn't go so
well. I used my 5 quart pot with 3 quarts oil. You all can guess what I did,
Can't you? Yup threw two big hand full of fresh cut potatoes in and there
she blows. About a quart and a half of cooking oil all over the driveway and
sidewalk. Just lovely. Can't wait till the wife sees it. But a guy's got to
do what a guy's got to do. Pass the Simple Green please.
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Old 05-24-2005, 05:20 AM   #2
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Just spill oil all over the drive. Then it will all be the same color. Your wife probably wouldn't notice then.
... except for the french fry smell. #-o
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:31 AM   #3
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dude, you're up at 3 am on a school night cooking onion rings in drive way?
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:33 AM   #4
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dude, you're up at 3 am on a school night cooking onion rings in drive way?
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:00 AM   #5
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Sounds like a night of partyin'....I've been known to fire up the smokey joe late night....either that or maybe Pigs is gonna have some piglets....

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Just spill oil all over the drive. Then it will all be the same color. Your wife probably wouldn't notice then.
... except for the french fry small. #-o
Very logical!!!!!! =D> =D>
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:07 AM   #7
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You're lucky it didn't ignite!

I can just see your neighors faces when they
look out their window and see an idiot hopping around
a 20 foot high flame in his driveway at 3 am! #-o

At least the rings were good =D>
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:09 AM   #8
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I've always heard that stuff gives you the munchies. op:
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:11 AM   #9
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You're lucky it didn't ignite!

I can just see your neighors faces when they
look out their window and see an idiot hopping around
a 20 foot high flame in his driveway at 3 am! #-o

At least the rings were good =D>

LOL! Great mental image!
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LOL, riga mortis in a frozen turkey!!!!

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Thanks for the laugh :biggrin:


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At least we now know who we can call on those cold winter nights when we're all alone, and he'll still be up.
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Old 05-24-2005, 05:46 PM   #13
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I unfortunately suffer from insomnia. It does come in handy at times.
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