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Old 01-18-2013, 04:07 PM   #1
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Guns and wimmen.

(I snagged this off FB supposedly posted by a good looking sharp witted large breasted Libertarian slanted Republican right wing not political correct type. Her udders make Nick's set look like Twiggy. Her name is Cindy Barrett. I think she make a good running mate for Sista Sarah.)

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women .. And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:00 PM   #2
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Jeff, I hope you show this to your wife!
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:01 AM   #3
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I think it was written about her. She bound to already know about it.
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