Griff toe poll--what booze will we use?

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Captain Morgan

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when he finally kicks, Griff will deliver to us one well-used toe
for us to pickle and drink from. Before the shot, a statement
regarding the Griff and our shared love of outdoor food will be
read, at which time, the shot will be shooted, and it only counts
if the toe hits your lips.
 
Actually Cappy...think there is some urban myths going around here. The world famous sour toe is stored in some stuff called formaldehyde. When the brave tourista order the drink they fish it out of the aforesaid substance and throw it in a shot glass..then they pour what you want over the top..then you slam it..but do not swallow the toe. After the evil deed is completed the toe gets throwed back into the jug. Now to be true to form I would vote to cover it with Red Eye or maybe some Yukon Jack for the light weights. lol.
 
hmmm...

I am new to the toe drinking. If the toe be kept in formaldehyde, so be it. I believe that
Wolfe boy uses that for his butts. And that would leave each group to choose a particular
flavor. them yankees that get together like Nick and he shall who not be named, perhaps
they would prefer a dousing of gin.

and when Larry, Gary and the Virgina boys get together, perhaps some jack Daniels.

when me, Swampy and the Carolina boys get together, perhaps apple pie or straight up
moonshine.

seems like we're heading in the right direction.
 
He has 2 big toes. Are we voting on both? Clipped toe nail/ non clipped nail?
These issues should be answered. :? I myself would prefer non clipped.
 
Puff said:
He has 2 big toes. Are we voting on both? Clipped toe nail/ non clipped nail?
These issues should be answered. :? I myself would prefer non clipped.


he has only promised us one. The other may already be spoken for.
 
I think John Dillinger's preserved schwanstucker made a few bucks for the fella who wound up with it.
 
Captain Morgan said:
Puff said:
He has 2 big toes. Are we voting on both? Clipped toe nail/ non clipped nail?
These issues should be answered. :? I myself would prefer non clipped.


he has only promised us one. The other may already be spoken for.
A human has 10 toes. (Not sure about "Alaskan folks") We could get the baby toe and do a "girlie" shot with it. Maybe a necklace? :?
 
I'm still trying to figure out how a lawyer needed a bypass.


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wittdog said:
I'm still trying to figure out how a lawyer needed a bypass.


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Good point Witt. Obviously some lawyers have hearts. They just do not allow them with hearts to live in Texas apparently. Must be a rule or law or something like that.
 
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