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Old 04-04-2007, 09:29 AM   #1
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WIDDLE WABBIT........

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so
that
he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her

knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:29 AM   #2
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WIDDLE WABBIT........

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so
that
he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her

knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Now THAT is funny... I don't care who ya are!!
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