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Old 05-08-2009, 07:38 AM   #1
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Good advice for all men!

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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater..

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SH**."
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:01 AM   #2
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Amen.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:46 PM   #4
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Very good advice!!!
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:53 PM   #5
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Whut happen if a person happen to give em a biotch slap into outter space?

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Old 05-09-2009, 12:45 PM   #6
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Whut happen if a person happen to give em a biotch slap into outter space?

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BW, why don't you hop in the truck and drive to Indiana and see? just teasing!

That's a good one!
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:57 AM   #9
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Besides the grocery part you are dead on. The last one I learned the hard way but am becoming more diplomatic as I get older.
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:00 AM   #10
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Re: Good advice for all men!

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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater..

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SH**."
Too bad this rule doesn't apply to giving her your paycheck!
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