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Old 04-04-2009, 04:32 AM   #1
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FYI To My Friends

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and to those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water
and be full of shit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.

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Old 04-04-2009, 08:58 AM   #2
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Didn't someone post this a few days ago?

http://www.bbq-4-u.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16939
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Didn't someone post this a few days ago?

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Pigs has a way of doing things like this.......I think the windows he licked on the short bus contained lead......
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I thought this was going to be another rambling drunken diatribe on how much he "loves" us and Puff in particular......
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:39 AM   #5
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I thought this was going to be another rambling drunken diatribe on how much he "loves" us and Puff in particular......
Sorry Gary. Hay Dave, the day aint over yet! Make more rub bucket head.

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867-5309...Oh wait, what. No huh... oh.. wrong thread...
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Pr 23:29 ¶ Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?
30 They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.
31 Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
32 At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
33 Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.
34 Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.
35 They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again.
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I thought this was going to be another rambling drunken diatribe on how much he "loves" us and Puff in particular......
Sorry Gary. Hay Dave, the day aint over yet! Make more rub bucket head.

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