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Old 03-30-2009, 09:23 PM   #1
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Cure for Constipation

DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION



If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
symptoms occur:



"My financial and personal well-being are totally in the hands of Barack
Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank & Chris Dodd."



If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to
be backed up for the rest of your life.


(Hey friends: There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public
service.)
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:31 AM   #2
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:19 AM   #3
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Yeah, he's doing a great job. For those people who like to have things done for them and sit around all day thinking of ways to circumvent the system instead of actually working, I'm sure they love him. For those of us who prefer do make it on our own and actually have accountability for our actions and believe in the principles upon which this country was founded, he's a nightmare. The man who has never had a job is going to tell the auto industry how to function??? Give me a break. It's all about votes pal. Don't forget that Nancy Pilosi and Co. were in the majority for the last two years..when things went into the toilet and also that Bush inherited a Clinton economy on it's way down.
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:44 AM   #4
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Obama has far surpassed even my wildest dreams...................uh better make that nightmares now.

We got the Change he promised. Now that he's running GM it will be interesting to see how he spins it when the business fails and he has to fire 140,000 people.
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If taxpayers were outraged over the $165 million in bonuses paid to AIG executives with Federal bailout money wait until they get wind on the sweet deal GM cut with former CEO Rick Wagoner. They termed it severance pay though.................although they never would have been able to pay it without the billions received from taxpayers. The deal...........a sweet $20 million. 1/8th the amount paid to AIG execs and employees paid to one individual. Guess it will be some time before Mr. Wagoner will have to wait in an unemployment line............while the millions of taxpayers paying for this extravegance will surely be there before Mr. Wagoner will. Still I'm sure Rick will have to make some changes to his lifestyle. $20 million just doesn't go as far as it used to.

Brother can you spare a dime!.....................uh better make that a mill or two!
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They didn't term it severance pay. I know you can't believe everything you read only... what Dallas says, but here you go anyway.

http://freep.com/article/20090331/BUSIN ... BUSINESS01
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Could be worse ...

This could have been your president

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They didn't term it severance pay. I know you can't believe everything you read only... what Dallas says, but here you go anyway.

http://freep.com/article/20090331/BUSIN ... BUSINESS01
I could care less what they call it, it is what it is. They are barred from paying severance pay so they call it something else. Gee I wonder who they learned that one from. Kind of like your fearless leader calling the War on Terror the Overseas Contingency Operation!
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