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Old 04-17-2008, 08:47 AM   #1
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Crabs?

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of fresh frozen crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what
would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn.
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:20 PM   #2
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She must have been a US Air stew....I wouldn't have raised my hand either. The only airline with stews older than me.
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She must have been a US Air stew....I wouldn't have raised my hand either. The only airline with stews older than me.
Good lord, ain't that the truth! What's the deal with that?
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:30 PM   #4
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I used to fly Brandiff alot. The YOUNG hard body stews wore slik Holston dresses. Oh my.
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Braniff!

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