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Old 06-25-2005, 02:16 AM   #1
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Classic Work Accident

I read this many years before the web was well established (around 1990). I believe it to be true and it took some effort to find, but I find it so funny I had to post it for any who haven't seen it:

**Brickin' it!**

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Section 3 of the accident report form. I put "Poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-storey building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over, which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Section 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in Section 3 of the accident report form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50lbs. I refer you again to my weight.

As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly.

The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.

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Old 06-25-2005, 02:52 AM   #2
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LMFAO! :rds: The Myth Busters did an episode of that one.
Really? Please tell me it was true!
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:10 AM   #3
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Ok, so I searched some more. It seems I may have been wrong twice in one day (I can't now say I think it's authentic).

Mythbusters seemed to have proved the story is feasible, http://www.mythbustersfanclub.com/ht...of_bricks.html

but 'the joke' has been around much longer than I have.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/bricks.asp
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:22 AM   #4
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Screw the apologies. It still makes me laugh

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