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Old 12-04-2013, 09:10 AM   #1
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A little funny for the day.

It is always a risk posting jokes like this and have been removed from forums before for off color humor. But feel if anybody will get a kick out of this joke it will be this group.

Do you know why Pentacostals do not have sex standing up?

It may lead to dancing.
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Old 12-04-2013, 06:27 PM   #2
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Good one but think you got the denominations messed up a bit. Pentecostals love to dance with snakes. Baptists do not like to have sex standing up. Dont make me come up there. Thanks.
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Old 12-05-2013, 08:21 AM   #3
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Bigwheel, I think I learned something new as a Baptist (Southern Fundamentalist) told me this joke Next time I tell it I will make sure to get my denomination correct. Have a good one.
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Ok..sounds good. Did you hear the one about Father Flannagin and the altar boys?
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No, I have not. What about Father Flannagin and the altar boys?
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Ooh, a Catholic joke? That's an easy target!
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Old 12-06-2013, 01:33 PM   #7
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I heard a joke (I think) 'bout the Catholic wrestling team... It started out with the half nelson... then a full nelson... and ended up in a hold called the Father Nelson...
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I heard a joke (I think) 'bout the Catholic wrestling team... It started out with the half nelson... then a full nelson... and ended up in a hold called the Father Nelson...
A classic!
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